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Maria: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a set of curtains! Pull yourself together, man! Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I ´m a bell. Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring. Doctor, doctor, people tell me I ´m a wheelbarrow. Don ´t let people push you around. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I ´m invisible. Who said that?! Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that? Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what ´s your REAL problem? Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I ´m ugly! Lay on the couch, face down. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I ´m a spoon. Sit there and don ´t stir. Doctor, doctor, I can ´t concentrate, one minute I ´m ok, and the next minute, I ´m blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint? Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail. Doctor, doctor, I ´ve only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please. Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don ´t answer!
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Maria: Doctor, Doctor. I ´ve broken my arm in two places. Well don ´t visit those places again! Doctor, Doctor, You tell me that I have a serious problem which means that I must go into Hospital. What is it? It ´s a big Building with lots of Doctors and Nurses in it! Doctor, Doctor. My husband thinks that he ´s a Duck. Well bring him to see me. I can ´t. He ´s flown South for the Winter.
Elena Geiko: some more 'doctor, doctor' jokes Patient - Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses. Man - You certainly do, this is a pet shop. Patient - Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a dog. Doctor - Take a seat. Patient - I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture. Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. Doctor - I'll deal with you later. Patient - Doctor, doctor, I can't get to sleep. Doctor - Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off. Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a parrot. Doctor, doctor I feel like a parrot. Doctor, doctor I feel like a parrot…
Liliana:
Jane RR): Phone conversation between John Watt and Will Knot - Hello, are you there? - Yes, who are you please? - I'm Watt. - What's your name? - Watt's my name. - Yes, what's your name? - My name is John Watt. - John what? - Yes, are you Jones? - No I'm Knott. - Will you tell me your name then? - Will Knott. - Why not? - My name is Knott. - Not what? - Not Watt, Knott. - What?
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